Never underestimate the intelligence of jocks. They date cheer leaders and those girls are sharp as hell when it comes to protecting their investments.
Later, he discovered to his sorrow that the Dumb Jock’s Parents had hired a “public relations consultant” to dream that up and whitewash the public perception of Dumb Jocks as, well, Dumber than a truckload of fence posts.
BE THIS GUY over 4 years ago
Those “dumb jocks” are future marketing executives.
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 4 years ago
Underestimating them is hard to do.
dadoctah over 4 years ago
But I’ll bet they had help.
kaffekup over 4 years ago
“Please! They’re straight A dumb jocks!”
GreggW Premium Member over 4 years ago
Too bad he didn’t know Alex Karras.
Prey over 4 years ago
It´s BULLDOZER time!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Never underestimate the intelligence of jocks. They date cheer leaders and those girls are sharp as hell when it comes to protecting their investments.
dwdl21 over 4 years ago
Is this arc based on a real event?
psampson over 4 years ago
Obviously plagiarized from some hapless nerd…
swanridge over 4 years ago
It is a very accurate description, however.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 4 years ago
“And how will we ever get all those knuckle-marks out of the driveway?”
passthejelly over 4 years ago
Mob leaders are Lawrence Phillips and Art Schlicter.
Airbender over 4 years ago
If the shoe fits……
bakana over 4 years ago
Later, he discovered to his sorrow that the Dumb Jock’s Parents had hired a “public relations consultant” to dream that up and whitewash the public perception of Dumb Jocks as, well, Dumber than a truckload of fence posts.
SavannahJim Premium Member over 4 years ago
It’s also kind of redundant as well as insulting to regular dummies.