MythTickle by Justin Thompson for February 17, 2020

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Yes.

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    finkd  over 4 years ago

    Nowadays, that might work.

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    BigDaveGlass  over 4 years ago

    Nobody ever asks, why did the kid chop down the tree in the first place?

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    KenseidenXL  over 4 years ago

    The Cherry Tree story is, in and of itself, a complete fiction, so I guess this is now metamythology….

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    ACK! Premium Member over 4 years ago

    However, Parson Weems, who started this fable, was a liar.

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    Al Nala  over 4 years ago

    He was tuning up his chops, mannnnnnn.

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    theincrediblebulk  over 4 years ago

    Although not the answer the teacher was looking for, Thor should get top marks for his use of logic.

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    NWdryad  over 4 years ago

    That’s my belly laugh for the day.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 4 years ago

    Some say it was a hemp plant not a cherry tree.

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    craigwestlake  over 4 years ago

    Johnny’s father asked him if he knew who pushed the outhouse into the creek. Johnny remembered his school lessons and replied, “I cannot tell a lie, father, I did it.” Whereupon his dad pulled off his belt and gave johnny what for. Crying, Johnny said. “George Washington’s dad didn’t whup him for cutting down the cherry tree.” And dad answered, “George Washington’s pa wasn’t sitting in the cherry tree.”…

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    bakana  over 4 years ago

    Kid had an Axe in his hand and a Gleam in his eye.

    Also a habit of roaming around the house with it at night while everyone else was sleeping.

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    Sisyphos  over 4 years ago

    YES! Kid with an axe in his hand? I wouldn’t want to mess around with him, ya know? First, the little cherry tree, then he moves on up to other prey….

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