Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 07, 2020

You can only special order them and they don’t arrive until next year.

More a “take away” or a “take home”!

Thank God you didn’t expect a drive-thru!

That’s false advertising!

Is it a delivery or a separation?

Carry out, carry on, carry me back to ole Virginy

I like the story “The Children of Men” by P. D. James. It’s 2027, and no child has been born for nearly two decades. It was made into a movie with Julianne Moore.

Take delivery now, and pay later… .. . . .

Not available on GrubHub or DoorDash or UberEats.

The storks are on strike maybe?

Dad jokes begin

I thought most new mothers leave the hospital in a wheelchair?