Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for February 25, 2011

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    rayannina  almost 14 years ago

    The only superhero lamer than Omnipresent Man …

    … an Omnipresent Man ripoff.

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    margueritem  almost 14 years ago

    We want Rocket Hat!

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    TheWildSow  almost 14 years ago

    That’s some, uh, TINY Speedo Mr. Everywhere’s got on!

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    Ray_C  almost 14 years ago

    What next, Similarman?

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    junco49  almost 14 years ago

    I am non-existent man.

    I am nowhere. You will never find me until it’s too late. Your failure to see me will be your undoing. I will continue to not be forever.

    I am the sacred nothing of your worst nightmare.

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    fredbuhl  almost 14 years ago

    How about Mediocre Man, “The Champion of the Unremarkable, with Remarkable Averageness”

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    rayannina  almost 14 years ago

    BRING BACK THE JUDGER!

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    prrdh  almost 14 years ago

    Well, neither one can ever say the other won’t always be there for him.

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