The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 05, 2020

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    santa72404  almost 5 years ago

    SIGN LANGUAGE Why is Billy wearing a top hat?

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Is Miss Tappet knocking?

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    Bilan  almost 5 years ago

    Ms. Taggart should be pleased as punch that she has that class instead of Caulfield.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “Class participation is 50% of your grade.”

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    iggyman  almost 5 years ago

    She should try to teach out of the box!

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    gopher gofer  almost 5 years ago

    she’s gonna have to get used to getting the silent treatment…

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    whahoppened  almost 5 years ago

    They’re in boxes, they cant hear you. You’ll have to use sign language!

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    J Short  almost 5 years ago

    On the bright side, you won’t have to tell them to hold down the noise.

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    Kaputnik  almost 5 years ago

    One of them mimes needing to use the bathroom. The teacher tells him to speak up.

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    uniquename  almost 5 years ago

    This class starts and ends at mime o’clock.

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    Michael G.  almost 5 years ago

    What’s the capital of Andorra? What’s the capital of the Sumitomo Trust & Banking?

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    Chief Inspector   almost 5 years ago

    she killed one of them after school..then was remorseful because a mime is a terrible thing to waste

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    mourdac Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    But they’re the ideal child: seen but not heard….

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    drycurt  almost 5 years ago

    Must not be very good mimes if none can mime a question.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Mums the word in this class!

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Ok, then; let’s move on. Everyone get out your pretend text books, and pretend like you’re reading and turning the pages.

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    KEA  almost 5 years ago

    I’ve had classes like that… almost worse than noisy classes.

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    marilynnbyerly  almost 5 years ago

    Quiet classrooms aren’t that bad. A quiet auditorium when you are performing isn’t.

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    PO' DAWG  almost 5 years ago

    Wonder what parent teacher conferences are like?

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    Mayor Snorkum  almost 5 years ago

    The ideal high- or middle-school class.

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    Lablubber   almost 5 years ago

    Their previous teacher was Sister Mary Elephant.

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    Old Man River  almost 5 years ago

    First onr that speaks flunks the class

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    daleandkristen  almost 5 years ago

    She needs a Playtex FIT session.

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    Jml58  almost 5 years ago

    They still haven´t learned the words.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    What is meant by the lyric, “…I will find you In the place with no frontiers…?”

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Also, what beats a straight flush against Doc Holliday?

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