The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 07, 2020

I used to work down the street from a bar called The Office. It was a couple blocks from one called The Library.

I’m guessing those are chameleons??

It’s time to change to Blue (or whatever the color of the walls is).

So THAT’S what they mean by Karma Chameleon…

Has to learn to keep his emotions from showing through!!

He has guilt written all over his, ah, everything?

“Snaptrap, you work on Agent Puppy. Leave Kitty Katswell to me.. Can I get a Team Evil on three?”

Why…you slimy sneaking lizard….the least you could have done was ditch the evidence……

I doubt the ladies were very impressed by those $0 bills.

Mommy, what does this comic mean?…

Some smart bar/club owner is going to name his place The Office.

Zero dollars? Where do you get those?

Lad is not too smart nor handsome. He should have cleaned up and more a-peeling.

To: GreasyOldTam, That wasn’t in Ridgewood, N.J. by any chance.

It looks like he was with human strippers. How disturbing.

I guess camouflagers never get tattoos.

A crested chameleon. They have eyes that move independently of each other which means their brains are fully bisected.

Sorry but I’ve been totally swamped.