Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for March 11, 2020

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    around mom it’s like walking on eggshells…

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    The Reader Premium Member over 4 years ago

    … and put on clean underwear!

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    stillfickled Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Aha! So SHE was his downfall!!

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    And that’s when he fell!

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    Egg-zactly!

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Ba-dum-pum! Crash! …Oops.

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    6.6TA  over 4 years ago

    Well, at least, the helmet will not crack.

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    bobbyferrel  over 4 years ago

    I hadn’t thought about it but someone mentioned that if you look at the fossil record, there’s nothing about Humpty Dumpty that suggests he was an egg.

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    So he broke his crown getting down to get the helmet. How ironic.

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    Zepher  over 4 years ago

    Why does everyone think Humpty was an egg. Where does it say that?

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    AndrewSihler  over 4 years ago

    If you want to reassemble a shattered egg, horses are not recommended.

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    Frankie Harvey-Shea  over 4 years ago

    Put on your seat belt!

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    einarbt  over 4 years ago

    And did he listen?

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    Celarius Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Mom cares, Dad dares

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