Google tells me “Cologuard® is a noninvasive colon cancer screening test.” So the guy’s worst fear is that neighbors will know he’s concerned about colon cancer?
Unless the actual Cologuard mascot (the talking box in the commercials) actually shows up at your door, I’m pretty sure the real thing arrives in a plain brown wrapper.
momofalex7 over 4 years ago
Just wait until you send it back and everyone knows what’s in it.
BrookFan over 4 years ago
I feel sorry for the people that have to run the tests you have to send back your whole dump in a jug.
walstib Premium Member over 4 years ago
At least a courtesy doorbell ring would be nice.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 4 years ago
no need to feel shame for being a human
J Short over 4 years ago
It’s better than an erectile dysfunction kit being left.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
That I’ll show up at the donut shop and they’ll say: Sorry, we are all out of chocolate cake donuts….
Boise Ed Premium Member over 4 years ago
Google tells me “Cologuard® is a noninvasive colon cancer screening test.” So the guy’s worst fear is that neighbors will know he’s concerned about colon cancer?
paullp Premium Member over 4 years ago
Unless the actual Cologuard mascot (the talking box in the commercials) actually shows up at your door, I’m pretty sure the real thing arrives in a plain brown wrapper.