B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 11, 2020

She didn’t say no.

She’s much smarter than they are.

“Suckers.” That’s what made this Country GREAT.

I foresee an easy mark!

Pure snake oil……get it?

Ask a dumb question…

A guy has an appointment to see a psychic, but he’s sick and can’t make it. Should he call and let the psychic know he can’t keep his appointment?

I’m still waiting for a psychic to call me, They should know the number…

Mme. Isuzu, I presume?

There is no such thing as a stupid question. There are, however, stupid people. Knowing the difference is what makes great leaders.

HA! Like NANCY Reagan’s fortune teller and she was running the country while ole Ronny drooled in his rocking chair…

“A scam? Goody! Let’s do it!” – Whoopi Goldberg in Rat Race.

There are a lot of scams out there, send me $19.95 and I’ll tell you how to avoid them.

She legit to gullible people.

One is born every minute - P. T. Barnum

She is also predicting: A fool and his money are soon parted.

I went to a psychic once, wouldn’t give me a reading. She knew I wasn’t going to pay.

I was expecting better. Just that those education machines are fowling up.

I lost all faith in my psychic when I saw the sign on her door, “Ring Bell.”