Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 14, 2020

Same goes for BBQ ribs.

If you bite it just wrong, spider-silk will spew out the end. Be sure that end is inside your beak…

That’s why you don’t bite the spinneret first, dude.

You probably shouldn’t eat them on any date period.

He’s all caught up in the web of regret….

Don’t you just hate it when you’re eating a spider and someone makes you laugh and the web comes out your nose?

Um, looks like he’s making a Cat’s Cradle.

Nattō

You didn’t share it with her? Another mistake on your first date.

He was hoping for a hookup with no strings attached.

I don’t like Spiders and Snakes. And that ain’t what it takes to love me. Like I wanna be loved by you! Jim Stafford. “Not Just Another Pretty Foot”.