Garfield by Jim Davis for March 05, 2011
March 04, 2011
March 06, 2011
Transcript:
Jon: Garfield, Liz may be that special "One". Sure, she may tell lame jokes and her nostrils twitch when she's angry, but she may still be the "One". Garfield: The "One" is right behind you, big mouth, and her nostrils are twitching.
comicgos almost 14 years ago
Those lips were made in a nightmare!
garfield246 almost 14 years ago
RUN JON!
Llewellenbruce almost 14 years ago
No whoopi tonight Jon.
LittleSister18 almost 14 years ago
TSK! TSK! Jon is in trouble now.
legaleagle48 almost 14 years ago
Dead man walking!
pouncingtiger almost 14 years ago
When Liz sends Jon to the doghouse this time, there will be an angry pitbull in it waiting for him.
Hillbillyman almost 14 years ago
What’s the deference between a Pitbull and Lizz? Answer…Lipstick.
magnamax almost 14 years ago
HALP! I can’t get to my comics page!
crazyasabull almost 14 years ago
magnamax - glad I’m not the only one! I was wondering what the H-E-Double hockey sticks was going on…
tarawalker81 almost 14 years ago
ditto! what up with it?
johnniegiggles almost 14 years ago
jon needs to keep that one dork
stormydaze almost 14 years ago
why is it when you are talking about someone, that someone is always behind you????
stormydaze almost 14 years ago
I thinks its finally up now. The comic page that is.
lewisbower almost 14 years ago
I was talking about the other Liz, The Liz, you know, who, eh, the one in the Bible I read every day.
fdgsr almost 14 years ago
Did you notice that all eyelids are drooping?
thetraveller4 almost 14 years ago
I know I’ll get crucified for this, but typical woman…she didn’t hear the part about being the “one”, only the part about the lame jokes…
jualpesa1 almost 14 years ago
Garfield is the one.
bobpeters61 almost 14 years ago
Jon, really! YOU’RE finding fault?
Destiny23 almost 14 years ago
Apparently the relationship has reached the “walk in without knocking” stage – so be careful what you say! (And no more Naked Laundry Day!!)
The friction continues in tomorrow’s strip, but at least they haven’t broken up yet…
benbrilling almost 14 years ago
Her jokes aren’t lame, Jon, the problem is that you are too lame brained to get them.
battycomic Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Busted!
Tsali-Queyi almost 14 years ago
Well he could’a said she was fat or ugly. At least with the lame joke line, he’s at least got a chance. The fastest way to end a beautiful relationship is to get married and scientists have discovered that the one thing that ends a woman’s desires forever is wedding cake.
Rista almost 14 years ago
You are half right Tsali, its not the wedding cake though. To put it in perspective… A single woman looks in the fridge and heads to bed, a married woman looks in the bed and heads to the fridge.
JP Steve Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Gosh, Destiny23, I would have thought that would have made Naked Laundry Day even more fun!!
codycab almost 14 years ago
Not the one now!
COWBOY7 almost 14 years ago
She’s the one alright. You don’t have a choice, either!
garf+candh=gr8 over 13 years ago
….and jon is the two….or maybe the -7…..
jacob.c.bair about 6 years ago
odd nostril