What bothers me is that wool grows back, but a cowhide belt is made of cowhide—which is leather made from skin. Grisly to contemplate, and the skin won’t grow back.
Dr. Ludwig Leopold von Holstein shouldn’t have allowed them to have a home life. His enhanced cows and sheep. Ultimately the cows became farm hands over use of robots. To a lesser extent the altered sheep as part of farming as processors for the vegetable and plant matter. Some call them “sheep worms” for their appearance. Though they are patterned along the lines of millipedes not worms.
All in the mythical land of Shangra-Li not too far from Shangra-La.
favm over 4 years ago
How could they know?
rekam Premium Member over 4 years ago
Well, we know it’s a 100% wool sweater and a 100% leather belt.
SHIVA over 4 years ago
Gee, if only gift giving was that simple!!
PICTO over 4 years ago
The Gift of the Magi—-O. Henry
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 4 years ago
Every year, she makes him sweat. Then he belts her.
katzenbooks45 over 4 years ago
The sheep is involved, the cow is committed.
Spacetech over 4 years ago
Only one out skin in the game.
Michael G. over 4 years ago
The cow’s outside! :-0
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
LOL! This is too funny!
Jeffin Premium Member over 4 years ago
Rick cowrinthian leather.
osceola over 4 years ago
Hence the origin of the term “my better half.”
tiomax over 4 years ago
The cow misunderstood when they said “Give ’till it hurts!”
Indianapolis Smith over 4 years ago
And yet neither is wearing a sweater OR a belt.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Beats a box of Omaha Steaks…
Mayor Snorkum over 4 years ago
What bothers me is that wool grows back, but a cowhide belt is made of cowhide—which is leather made from skin. Grisly to contemplate, and the skin won’t grow back.
amaneaux over 4 years ago
If my wife dressed like the sheep, it would be a happy anniversary indeed!
iggyman over 4 years ago
It’s the thought that counts!
zeexenon over 4 years ago
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Lablubber over 4 years ago
He’s giving her a bunch of bull and she’s trying to pull the wool over his eyes.
Homerville Premium Member over 4 years ago
Not fair. The sheep gave up a little wool, but a cow died to give a leather belt. Assuming it was leather.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
When you care enough to give a little of yourself.
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member over 4 years ago
The belt’s gonna be too big and the sweater’s gonna be too small!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 4 years ago
Dr. Ludwig Leopold von Holstein shouldn’t have allowed them to have a home life. His enhanced cows and sheep. Ultimately the cows became farm hands over use of robots. To a lesser extent the altered sheep as part of farming as processors for the vegetable and plant matter. Some call them “sheep worms” for their appearance. Though they are patterned along the lines of millipedes not worms.
All in the mythical land of Shangra-Li not too far from Shangra-La.
SavannahJim Premium Member over 4 years ago
Gift of the Cow-pie, by O’Brother
Daeder over 4 years ago
Another argyle sweater.