I had a truck – a beat-up old Ford Bronco II. It belonged to my dog. I was NOT allowed to drive the truck unless the dog rode shotgun. I used the truck primarily to run errands on the weekend, so the dog did go with me everywhere.
One morning I went out to buy bagels. When I got out, the dog was sitting behind the wheel. I opened the door and said, “Move over, I’m driving. The last time you drove, it wasn’t pretty.” The woman getting into the car next to me lost it.
When I was little, an intoxicated teen lost control of his vehicle going past our house one night, took out the mailbox and landed in our flower bed just feet from the front door. As penance, my father made him help replace the mailbox and repair and replant the flower bed. It was a different day and age.
RAGs almost 5 years ago
“Wait, there’s an oil leak, at least I think it’s oil.”
jmworacle almost 5 years ago
Ruh-Ro
mddshubby2005 almost 5 years ago
“Bad dog, Remy! No heated seats!”
jpayne4040 almost 5 years ago
Remmy knows how to diversify his accidents!
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Hey… she’s the one who sent him for that crash course at the obedience school.
JeromeBlue Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Poor thing. He tries so hard to be a good dog.
Milady Meg almost 5 years ago
She’s obviously unclear on the concept. Can someone explain to her what it means when your dog gets a license?
Stevefk almost 5 years ago
Spray on carpet cleaner will be of little help to clean up this mess.
Lady loves a joke almost 5 years ago
He had been drinking at the local watering bowl.
katzenbooks45 almost 5 years ago
No biscuit for you!
dflak almost 5 years ago
I had a truck – a beat-up old Ford Bronco II. It belonged to my dog. I was NOT allowed to drive the truck unless the dog rode shotgun. I used the truck primarily to run errands on the weekend, so the dog did go with me everywhere.
One morning I went out to buy bagels. When I got out, the dog was sitting behind the wheel. I opened the door and said, “Move over, I’m driving. The last time you drove, it wasn’t pretty.” The woman getting into the car next to me lost it.
BearsDown Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Was he named after the cognac?
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 5 years ago
“Scoopy Poo” services can’t help with that.
wes tnt almost 5 years ago
you’ve really got to hide those keys better!!!
TurbosDad almost 5 years ago
I can’t stress this enough: Dogs should not be allowed to drive…
zeexenon almost 5 years ago
This one stinks too - better get him a self driving car and toilet.
Stephen Gilberg almost 5 years ago
Once in early “Close to Home,” someone had driven through a house wall and smilingly said, “You know, they say 80% of all accidents happen at home.”
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 5 years ago
LMAO!
Andrew Sleeth almost 5 years ago
When I was little, an intoxicated teen lost control of his vehicle going past our house one night, took out the mailbox and landed in our flower bed just feet from the front door. As penance, my father made him help replace the mailbox and repair and replant the flower bed. It was a different day and age.
stevenxfiles about 3 years ago
Bad Remmy! Actually that’s a great name for a dog.