Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for April 06, 2020

I hate it when he blows his own horn like that.

Don’t tell Phoebe because her unicorn friend won’t be pleased….

Or the soprano saxophone. Or a vuvuzela.

Unicorns were part of the culture long before the clarinet so nope. Party horns, however….

Ummm… Unicorns are a breed of horses that are/were the original party animals. They can’t wear the party hats on TOP of their heads because, HELLO, ears and mane, so they wore them on their foreheads. The short fat hats made them look like rhinos (really, who wants to look like one of THEM) so they went with tall and skinny party hats.

I refuse to believe this. Just ask my unicorn. :)

Because I have a horsey-face, and I play the clarinet, am I a unicorn?

A unique horn?

Squeaquus.