Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for April 06, 2020

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    Ida No  over 4 years ago

    I hate it when he blows his own horn like that.

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    ocarol7 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Don’t tell Phoebe because her unicorn friend won’t be pleased….

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    tims145  over 4 years ago

    Or the soprano saxophone. Or a vuvuzela.

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    marilynnbyerly  over 4 years ago

    Unicorns were part of the culture long before the clarinet so nope. Party horns, however….

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 4 years ago

    Ummm… Unicorns are a breed of horses that are/were the original party animals. They can’t wear the party hats on TOP of their heads because, HELLO, ears and mane, so they wore them on their foreheads. The short fat hats made them look like rhinos (really, who wants to look like one of THEM) so they went with tall and skinny party hats.

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I refuse to believe this. Just ask my unicorn. :)

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    gileshead  over 4 years ago

    Because I have a horsey-face, and I play the clarinet, am I a unicorn?

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    BRBurns1960  over 4 years ago

    A unique horn?

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    dbwindhorst  over 4 years ago

    Squeaquus.

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