Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 16, 2020

Evil is as evil does.

Does Marigold know any homeless unicorn foals?

Reminds me of when Wonderella met her evil universe counterpart. They both just went to get drunk. “I’m only barely good, so she’s only barely evil,” or something along those lines.

An entire universe where everyone is a murderous psychopath just wouldn’t work. It would quickly get down to a population of one, and then natural causes do the rest.

Gasp, is Marigold the dark one?!?

Unicorns seem to be proof positive of the “Horseshoe Effect” of political science, which says that the further you go in extreme political ideology, the more you start bending back around, sounding and acting alike.

Or maybe not. That would assume some unicorns were just average, and only way “out there” ones like Marigold act like this. Never mind. That idea would destroy all of unicorn civilization.

Thanks for helping out, Phoebe!

Marigold as as neigh sayer?

So… the Marigold we all know and love is the true evil???

She physically carries Phoebe to and from school every day. I’m sure she deserves some brownie points for that.

So…basically…these two universes are really more the “just slightly more dark universe” and “just slightly more good universe,” respectively.

“Snitches get… hexes.”

Hey, is there a dark Phoebie in there?

So both are good and evil at the same time.

Sorry I’m late, everybody. Was working at the grocery store until closing time and did some of the clean up after closing. Clocked out at 2345 and zonked out until 0030. At least it wasn’t as mayem-like as Saturday and Friday.

But is it soothing for Phoebe when you do that, Marigold?

Then again, everything Marigold does is charming and magical.

How much help do unicorn foals need, anyway? Marigold had so little from her parents that she’d forgotten them.

Not helping, Phoebe!

Haha!