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That is what I told my wife, I said: These diet pills are so effective that we are all going to lose weight!… She looked at me and said How? I replied Because they are so expensive, we won’t be able to buy food for at least three months!
How about both? My fav’ is the pills that guarantee you’ll lose 5lbs a week: take their pills and follow their diets. Well, anybody who followed their diet would lose weight, unless they already ate less than 2,000 calories a day and didn’t drink soda, diet soda, sugary drinks or eat snack foods or between meals, and ate lean foods.
finkd almost 5 years ago
Is that because they’ll make you sick to your stomach, or they cost so much you won’t be able to afford to buy food ?
einarbt almost 5 years ago
That about sums it up.
The Reader Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Warning, taking these pills may cause pharmaceutical dividends to rise.
therese_callahan2002 almost 5 years ago
He should be dispensing Corona Virus meds instead.
jpayne4040 almost 5 years ago
LOL! The Ultimate Diet Plan!
MoeJoe almost 5 years ago
That is what I told my wife, I said: These diet pills are so effective that we are all going to lose weight!… She looked at me and said How? I replied Because they are so expensive, we won’t be able to buy food for at least three months!
LadyPeterW almost 5 years ago
How about both? My fav’ is the pills that guarantee you’ll lose 5lbs a week: take their pills and follow their diets. Well, anybody who followed their diet would lose weight, unless they already ate less than 2,000 calories a day and didn’t drink soda, diet soda, sugary drinks or eat snack foods or between meals, and ate lean foods.
SusieB almost 5 years ago
Many people, who need life sustaining medications, have to make that choice.
Troglodyte almost 5 years ago
It’s definitely nauseating the profits drug manufacturers make off some of these things!
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Or go buy a pound of celery and a pound of kale.