Strange Brew by John Deering for March 25, 2020

How would Victor Borge punctuate that???

That this too, too solid pastry should melt in your mouth.

I’d take one but I wouldn’t be able to Finnish

Fika time?

If someone wants to go dutch

Sounds a bit nutty to me

Any French pastries?

Danish are as tough as they crumb.

I prefer a Swiss Roll.