Close to Home by John McPherson for March 26, 2020

Is Bleeb signaling a touchdown? This comic reminds me of Realtors I worked with. Their photos were often 10-20 years old

Maybe they should save their money and get some plastic surgery. In the meantime, Bleeb’s throwing up his hands in disgust at their attitudes.

Great perfect match they both have something in common

She must have given him an ear full.

Blow out the candle. That will help things a lot.

So, they should compliment each other on their photoshop skills and see if perhaps there is a way to use them to get into a profitable venture together.

Must have connected on Mis-Match.com.

Imagine the children they will have.

Thank goodness I’m past the dating age.

They might want to investigate the product illustrated in yesterday’s Loose Parts.

https://www.gocomics.com/looseparts/2020/03/25?ct=v&cti=1300424

Here, here now. Trolls need loving too.

Is that Bill Gates at the next table?

Bleeb says, “Holy cow, look at the size of her feet.”

“HOLY CRAP, your ears are huge there Dumbo!” “Oh yeah, well your nose looks like a Proboscis Monkey’s!” ———————“So………..we gonna get desert?”

Something smells about this date. Well I hear that you’re really nosy.

Imagine what their kids would look like.

They’ll fall in love by the end of the night

Hey! Her profile said she was Jimmie Durante’s daughter.

Some folks just can’t tell it like it is.

Shakespeare would be pleased. “Lend me your ears” and “a Nose by any other name would smell as sweet”.

I think they match up great. Her nose kinda looks like a man’s, well you know, and his ear kinda looks like a woman’s, well you know. Anyway, I think they will fit together quite naturally.