Pluggers by Rick McKee for April 07, 2020

even before the pandemic (temporally) closed the barber shops, I get asked by the barber if I want my eyebrows trimmed and I reluctantly say yes

Which is a kinda hard to tell when you’re a human being with the appearance of an animal.

I know what the strip is trying to say, and my eyebrows usually determine when I need a haircut too, but in my case it’s a matter of whether my hair is so long that I can’t see them anymore. But even then I usually wait to get a haircut until it’s so long that I can’t see at all … LOL!

It’s my wife that tells me when it’s time to get a haircut

It seems that there’s only one hair that grows on my eyebrows. When it gets long enough to get pinched in my eyeglasses’ hinge, it’s time for a trip to Le Salon.

Well, trips to Le Salon will be a little delayed right now since they are closed as “non-essential” businesses by most shelter at home orders.

Ah that’s just one’s brains growing out ;-)

So Andy Rooney never went to the barber?

Pluggers have auditory hallucinations.

I have one hair in each eyebrow that grows continuously, just one.

It.. is not a one to one relationship.. eyebrows grow at about the same rate as the hair in your ears.. and that is twice as fast as what grows on your head.

With barbershops closed nearly everywhere, there is going to be some long haired, bushy eyebrowed Pluggers out there. Fortunate for me, with a lack of hair, my wife gives me a haircut when needed and I have learned to do my own eyebrows and ears.

Eeeewww!

When a guy is young many can’t wait for their beard or mustache to come in. . . . then when you get old you have the opposite problem, you’ve got hair growing everywhere!

I don’t have enough hair for Us to Worry about it, just a Grey Pony Tail in back. :-)

*Fort Worth

Get out the clippers and the #3 guide!

Obese Cat-man looks demented.

Yep it’s been four weeks since my last haircut I’m starting to look like a 70s hippy

Or his ear hair.