Pluggers by Rick McKee for April 06, 2020

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Meat-lovers pizza, more like 5-hour rule.

Iccch.

A little sand in your pizza never hurt anybody, did it?

Especially when driving on highways and in traffic. Teenagers aren’t the only distracted drivers by a longshot. No, you aren’t capable of eatin’, smokin’, readin’ the map, tunin’ in that talk show, and drivin’ all at the same time. Not even doin’ anything but drivin’ and drivin’ only. And get the darned pet outta yer lap! It’s license doesn’t allow it to drive.

No problem when you are the only one who knows ;-)

Pluggers believe lint and dirt are better than parmesan cheese.

I’ve seen plenty of vehicles that look like that and they’re not pluggers by a long shot. ;-}

The floorboards of a plugger’s truck should have a “Do not touch without protection” rule.

As long as it doesn’t land cheese-side down!

All these ads about “Contact-less delivery…” One shows the employee passing the bag of food out the drive thru window on a tray. Umm… some one had to put the food in the bag, and the bag on the tray! It really means NO contact for them!

And.. never slows down either while retrieving his slice.

Ewww!

And done as he drifts across the center line and takes out a motorcyclist. :-( There should be a dislike or thumbs down button for comics like this.

The limit is 1 week.

Well first off, I don’t care how good it smells, no eating in the car.