Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for April 11, 2020

That my be true,but you don’t have to rub it in.

I have a 3 handicap. Woods, irons, and putter.

Just saw some club has modified their course.

Every day! This strip sounds just like my wife and I. I love it!!

I had to sell my clubs. They didn’t work anymore.

Don’t worry. That’s one thing our Governor has no intention of closing.

They have closed them here in So. Cal.

I was in Puerto Rico about 3 weeks ago, when they shut down the island. I tried to sneak onto the golf course the day the governor ordered a shut down. A motorcycle cop drove up and told me it was a $5000 fine or 6 months in jail to be out and about. (You could go grocery stores, pharmacies, bank and gas stations). He said since it was day one they were just warning people. They even have a thing now where license plates ending in even numbers can be on the road one day, odd numbers the next. We got out quickly before the airport shut down. $43 for a flight to Richmond VA. Heading back to PR when it settles down.

His balls end up “par and away.”

Well, that’s cold.

High score wins in American golf.

Zing!

They have closed all of the courses in California.

they were open on Long Island till this week they tried to do 15 minutes between tee offs

our gov close the courses in Nevada. Almost all courses got rid of rakes and flags and put each person in their own cart,