Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 07, 2020

Say what?

I guess Dicey is a Jones, after all.

I miss Sopapilla.

No.Dicey it’s your fault. You took the shortcut thru blood curdling pass.

R.J. sez: “Yes, yes, uh okay, Dicey, yes it was my fault. Now, let’s get out of here. Just go ahead, I am right behind you.

Uh, Dicey, I think there is something behind us, so why don’t you walk ahead of me … Yes, that’s good!

Oh oh … shhhhh …. be very quiet and … keep moving ahead just a little further …

yes … keep going … just a little further …

Don’t worry, I can see you … by the way, you look great!

Now, just keep going …. I think something is following us,

Don’t worry, I will stay back here and make sure that Monster doesn’t sneak up behind us.

….. Oh, there it goes again … something IS behind us …

Quick, Dicey, keep going, keep going …"

No, I don’t hear anything up there …. it’s just an echo … there’s nothing up there ….

RJ? Are you listening? That’s your cue to run away quickly.

She is the perfect match for a Haywire. KIss him one minute. Stab in the back the next. She will fit in perfectly with Cobra and Breezy.

Ka-whipsaw.

bish

typical female response

ka-typicalwoman

The makeup snugglebunnies are gonna be INTENSE!

And now I’m seeing the Jones’ family resemblance…

KA-FAULT!

Looks like Dicey is taking after her brother in the last panel.

Women, sheesh.

Bite the hook HARDER, RJ!