Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for April 08, 2020

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    Algolei I  over 4 years ago

    That’s why I do everything Omnipresent Man does — when he eats, I eat; when he clips his nails, I clip my nails; when he showers, I shower. No point getting his toenails in my soup, or his shower water in my scotch.

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    Display  over 4 years ago

    So… Pig’s feet for dinner?

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    Willywise52 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Mmmm,toenail pie…

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    ChessPirate  over 4 years ago

    “Perhaps the Judge would like to hear about your little jaunts down to the Red-Light District that I went with you on, Officer.”

    “Move along, move along, nothing to see here…”

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