Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 10, 2020

Have snails been using a Shield of Boringness on unicorns? Or maybe something similar, The Ward of Non-Magicalness.

Does that mean you’re not coming to the play, Marigold?

Cheer up, Marigold. Your tush is still more attractive than any snail’s. ;)

Next week, Mari emerges from her shell…

Take it slowly, Mari…it would help.

This was unexpected.

There are medieval artworks showing knights battling giant snails. Perhaps snails are related to dragons in the PaHU universe? (Incidentally, there are Pokemon based on this concept – Goomy, Sliggoo, and Goodra.)

I think if I found my ‘inner snail’ I’d take a laxative…

“He slimed me.”

Yeah. Snails aren’t usually… sparkly.