Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 13, 2020

Way better.

You’re just jealous because the voices don’t talk to you.

I’ll say she is!

Gee, they have mirages that others can see!

better legs…..

Too bad. The higher the expectation the greater the disappointment.

Also, my garage is better than your garage.

ironically, in a cartoon called reality check

I recently saw an an old episode of Bonanza, the bad guys poisoned the desert watering hole : < (

And, as an added bonus downhill as well.

And he agreed, after all his is all uphill.

Ones real and ones a mirage. Guess which!

Ralph’s a bit pale, needs more sun.

Yep!

Yeah, but I bet she is passive aggressive.

“Ah, you’re just imagining it”

The one on the right doesn’t show all her children playing in the pool… with relieved looks on their little faces.

My mirage includes Cindy Crawford in a bright red bikini and a cooler full of Guinness.