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That’s not exactly wrong. Except that giant tortoises don’t travel that far north, normally. Would have gotten a better grade if you’d used your Dad’s VW Bug, from back when he was still a hippie.
CharlesTarrant almost 5 years ago
Wasn’t that arch used in “Once Upon a Time in the West”?
LastRoseOfSummer 1 almost 5 years ago
Sounds about right to me. I’d give them an A in my class… for creative writing!
Mario64Unleashed almost 5 years ago
So in order to build an arch, you need a tortoise the size of it. OK, makes sense…
The Legend of Brandon Sawyer almost 5 years ago
A for effort?
Ida No almost 5 years ago
That’s not exactly wrong. Except that giant tortoises don’t travel that far north, normally. Would have gotten a better grade if you’d used your Dad’s VW Bug, from back when he was still a hippie.
well-i-never almost 5 years ago
Ayup!
crookedwolf Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Turtle nonsense!!
losflemings almost 5 years ago
That story would be a Lot cooler if it was true
John Leonard Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“Swamp Yankee” – haven’t heard that in awhile, nosuh.
rick92040 almost 5 years ago
http://www.technologystudent.com/struct1/roman1.htm
Teto85 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Swap out that tortoise for a wooden scaffold and you have it.
hfelder7219 almost 5 years ago
How did the teacher know that’s not how it happened?
jschumaker almost 5 years ago
Nice looking tortoise.
Kawasaki Cat almost 5 years ago
Thats a great story.
face.less_b almost 5 years ago
Imagine the size of the tortoise they used to build the Arc de Triomphe
Guywithnohead almost 5 years ago
I like how Wallace doesn’t let what he knows or doesn’t know affect what he thinks.
wordsmeet over 3 years ago
Cool drawing of a Galapagos tortoise.
MichiganMitten over 2 years ago
I like the idea.