Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for April 14, 2020

When you’re at a stop sign, Sophie, you have to take your turn or block the flow.

Dougie’s the driver that hits the only tree in the desert for 20 miles around.

Don’t eat in the right of way.

If you don’t like my driving, stay off the sidewalk.

Says the girl standing in the middle of the street.

“Get BAK! Get Bak to where you once belonged”…

Nice that you speak baby, Soph-

Dougie’s gonna be a math wiz, he already knows the shortest distance is between two points.

Doug hopes that his next toy car will have power steering.