Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for April 17, 2020

  1. B3b2b771 4dd5 4067 bfef 5ade241cb8c2
    cdward  over 4 years ago

    Rimshot.

     •  Reply
  2. Hold still i gotcha homie 28918 1250050600 0
    Aussie Down Under  over 4 years ago

    In an appalling example of human behaviour it was reported that a man tried to sell his hoard of 150 packs (each 32 rolls) of toilet paper and 150 one litre bottles of hand sanitiser. The supermarket refuse a refund. His eBay account was earlier disabled.

     •  Reply
  3. Photo 1501706362039 c06b2d715385
    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    O M G

     •  Reply
  4. Atheism 007
    Michael G.  over 4 years ago

    Ask him how many rounds of ammunition he’s sitting on to “defend” it all from “thieves”.

     •  Reply
  5. 4096749862 867f82c19d
    PO' DAWG  over 4 years ago

    Howard must be a terrible driver that he carries toilet paper in his car for passangers.

     •  Reply
  6. 7831c9a4 3d01 43f0 af20 333f72f4f2c7
    Howard'sMyHero  over 4 years ago

    HOWard … Sooo you’re one!

    Can I hitch a ride? I ran out a while back … and am now low on my substitute … coffee filters …!

     •  Reply
  7. Missing large
    mholle1112  over 4 years ago

    Due to the shortage of TP, a guy in Manhattan had to use his local newspaper as a substitute. He said the Times are rough.

     •  Reply
  8. Bobbyavatar
    Saddenedby Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I’ve been pricing bidets lately, seems that for the price of a few packages of TP you can get a fairly decent one.

     •  Reply
  9. 689 6897683 blue rebel alliance logo png transparent png
    KEA  over 4 years ago

    I sometimes wonder about times before toilet paper… then I shudder violently and go back to more comfortable daydreaming

     •  Reply
  10. Missing large
    the lost wizard  over 4 years ago

    But butt.

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Diamond Lil