Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for April 17, 2020

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    cdward  almost 5 years ago

    Rimshot.

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    Aussie Down Under  almost 5 years ago

    In an appalling example of human behaviour it was reported that a man tried to sell his hoard of 150 packs (each 32 rolls) of toilet paper and 150 one litre bottles of hand sanitiser. The supermarket refuse a refund. His eBay account was earlier disabled.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    O M G

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    Michael G.  almost 5 years ago

    Ask him how many rounds of ammunition he’s sitting on to “defend” it all from “thieves”.

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    PO' DAWG  almost 5 years ago

    Howard must be a terrible driver that he carries toilet paper in his car for passangers.

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 5 years ago

    HOWard … Sooo you’re one!

    Can I hitch a ride? I ran out a while back … and am now low on my substitute … coffee filters …!

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    mholle1112  almost 5 years ago

    Due to the shortage of TP, a guy in Manhattan had to use his local newspaper as a substitute. He said the Times are rough.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I’ve been pricing bidets lately, seems that for the price of a few packages of TP you can get a fairly decent one.

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    KEA  almost 5 years ago

    I sometimes wonder about times before toilet paper… then I shudder violently and go back to more comfortable daydreaming

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    the lost wizard  almost 5 years ago

    But butt.

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