Close to Home by John McPherson for April 18, 2020

Okay, good enough with that family situation, doo-doo occurs, but what gives with a hamster cage on the floor there, and even more so what is it that thick black line emanating from that alleged hamster cage?

Even Bleeb seems to be confused.

The Devin made him do it!

Bleeb is guilty too

Big brother in the house.

Poor Bleeb looks like he may have gotten ruffed up in the melee.

Oh, Devin’s going to be a Judge.

Ooh! Bleeb doesn’t look happy…

Big Mother is watching!

Hum. Home surveillance used to be mostly for outside security. Now it is an inside stool pigeon. A silent rat letting everyone know who did what and when. A non-blinking witness to our every move and word right in our own houses. Welcome to the future?

“Aww mom, we’re brothers! We’re gonna fight sometimes! Hey mom, look at Devin’s head, the camera really does add ten pounds!” #%£*#&$#%¥££#$@°

The broken lamp is all the evidence mom needs to determine punishment. Only question remaining is how much was Bleeb involved?

For a HS Assistant Principal like myself, school security cameras have sure helped a tremendous amount in dishing out student discipline. Shuts up parents too. “My son wouldn’t do that! – Roll camera 4”

I’m sure the sheltering in place is mostly to blame. The quarantine is going to get us all. John has warned you. How are you going to survive. Hoo HOO (evil laugh) See you on the other side.

Big brother er I mean mother cam strikes again