When Phoebe had to write what she did over the summer, she wrote about a bunch of unicorn related things she had done, and included a mention that she had washed some laundry. Her teacher’s comment was that surely she must have done something other than a load of laundry. It turned out that the Shield of Boringness was preventing anyone not in the know from noticing when she talked or wrote about unicorns. That could be a problem here.
codycab over 4 years ago
Knock em dead, Phoebe.
Averagemoe over 4 years ago
If snails act like the stereotype of unicorns, then logically, unicorns must act like the stereotype of snails.
stellanova87 over 4 years ago
Everything sounds so much better in the head until you bring it out in the open, including this comment.
Troglodyte over 4 years ago
Phoebe, just slay them with your sparkling performance!
mistie710 over 4 years ago
Perhaps she can just say “UNICORN!”
But what would be the point of that?
Neo Stryder over 4 years ago
Yeah, but irrelevant for the rest of the world.
rickmac1937 Premium Member over 4 years ago
She should get the part
scyphi26 over 4 years ago
You know, one of those “it sounded better in my head” sort of moments.
BiggerNate91 over 4 years ago
Let’s hope it doesn’t end like it did over at Big Nate today.
Mythfan Premium Member over 4 years ago
When Phoebe had to write what she did over the summer, she wrote about a bunch of unicorn related things she had done, and included a mention that she had washed some laundry. Her teacher’s comment was that surely she must have done something other than a load of laundry. It turned out that the Shield of Boringness was preventing anyone not in the know from noticing when she talked or wrote about unicorns. That could be a problem here.