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I dunno, Lottie, these days it seems like the American presidents (current or otherwise) are perfectly capable of doing that on their own, no ghosts needed.
Lottie: âI donât believe in ghosts and curses anâ such.â
Ryan: âLottie, has Shelley (Dr. Ladysounds, your idol/mentor) ever told you about the time she was murdered by a serial killer, so I got a guy at the pub who knows voodoo (who later turned out to actually be the devil) to revive her as a zombie, until she got hit by a lightning bolt and returned to life for real? Or the time she was almost killed in a drive-by shooting and went to the afterlife, where she met my former girlfriend who had been killed by a bomb planted by an orangutan hitman hired by my fundamentalist landladies? Or the time I got the local Satanist cult to send me to the afterlife to see that girlfriend again?â
Ryan: âBasically, have you ever noticed that you LIVE IN TACKLEFORD? Does the phrase âNFTâ mean nothing to you? (I mean, besides the fact that you wonât hear that precise phrase until chapter 10.) (Yes, Iâm breaking the fourth wall here. Just go with it.)â
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 4 years ago
Lottie displays a keen insight into (former) human nature.
Aladar30 Premium Member over 4 years ago
I totally agree with Lottie here.
scyphi26 over 4 years ago
I dunno, Lottie, these days it seems like the American presidents (current or otherwise) are perfectly capable of doing that on their own, no ghosts needed.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 4 years ago
I suspect Big Men United donât really need a âcurseâ on Kropotkin to make short work of Tackleford City.
Urbane Gorilla over 4 years ago
Big, sweaty men? Mildred whatever is on your mind?
Brian Perler Premium Member over 4 years ago
Lottie: âI donât believe in ghosts and curses anâ such.â
Ryan: âLottie, has Shelley (Dr. Ladysounds, your idol/mentor) ever told you about the time she was murdered by a serial killer, so I got a guy at the pub who knows voodoo (who later turned out to actually be the devil) to revive her as a zombie, until she got hit by a lightning bolt and returned to life for real? Or the time she was almost killed in a drive-by shooting and went to the afterlife, where she met my former girlfriend who had been killed by a bomb planted by an orangutan hitman hired by my fundamentalist landladies? Or the time I got the local Satanist cult to send me to the afterlife to see that girlfriend again?â
Ryan: âBasically, have you ever noticed that you LIVE IN TACKLEFORD? Does the phrase âNFTâ mean nothing to you? (I mean, besides the fact that you wonât hear that precise phrase until chapter 10.) (Yes, Iâm breaking the fourth wall here. Just go with it.)â
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 4 years ago
You should definitely NOT tit about with ghosts and curses.
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Being an American, I can say that I do believe Lottie has gotten the gist of it all quite succinctly.
[Unnamed Reader - e476da] over 4 years ago
Sounds dated like sheâs doing LBJ.