Bad Machinery by John Allison for September 30, 2021

These billionaires and their rockets. A bunch of pikers.

I love the Red Background of Anger as Lottie charges herself up to let loose on that unwise classmate.

And just like that, a human satellite has been placed into orbit!

Poor Lottie, far from all her friends. This is the worst way to start a school year!

What course is Lottie taking instead of Latin? Maybe French? German? Spanish? Anger management?

I didn’t know they still taught Latin in school.

Yeah, that sounds like something Linton would do all right.

It’s not what happens to you, it’s how you deal with it. That being said and forgotten, Lottie, you’ll get over it.

Ego amo te.

That’s one heck of a left hook!

Thats what the kid gets for titting about with Latin.

Oh no ! I signed up for Pig Latin !