To be fair, Mildred is at least on the right track. I dunno if it’d really work as well as described in real life, but the “skid zone” definitely would reduce fiction at least a little and thus making the engine a little easier to push.
Well, she could, but of course in practice she only shoots people she doesn’t like — and she doesn’t do that personally; she doesn’t do anything personally. It’s all done for her. She just plays snooker all day and eats fish and chips while her flunkies follow along after her, shooting people she doesn’t like, disposing of the bodies, picking up the fish wrappers, racking the balls, etc.
John Campbell over 2 years ago
Yeah, Shauna, you’re just lucky that Lizzy 2 is a nice old bird.
John Campbell over 2 years ago
Also, re: Panel 1, I’ve clearly been watching too much The Great. Huzzah!
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 2 years ago
To be fair, she probably can. I’m sure there’s something in the Magna Carta about it, probably towards the back.
Aladar30 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Those poor, delicious onions…. But Mildred’s plan is so crazy that could work!
seismic-2 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Just wait until Camilla is given the crown and the Glock.
Plods with ...™ over 2 years ago
…and Liz seems like such a nice lady.
scyphi26 over 2 years ago
To be fair, Mildred is at least on the right track. I dunno if it’d really work as well as described in real life, but the “skid zone” definitely would reduce fiction at least a little and thus making the engine a little easier to push.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Maybe they can put some onions underneath the engine to use as rollers?
CougarAllen over 2 years ago
Well, she could, but of course in practice she only shoots people she doesn’t like — and she doesn’t do that personally; she doesn’t do anything personally. It’s all done for her. She just plays snooker all day and eats fish and chips while her flunkies follow along after her, shooting people she doesn’t like, disposing of the bodies, picking up the fish wrappers, racking the balls, etc.
6turtle9 over 2 years ago
C. Huzzah, aka Mildred.