Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 27, 2020

Drink the milk directly from the bowl and catch it in the vacuum, it should be soggy enough by now not to need to chew.

Or stick you finger and thumb in and grab it. Then wash your hand.

Just drink the milk and then scoop it out.

I can say the same thing about Cheerios.

Looks like the giant kid is making a real mess of things!

If he must eat all the Froot Loops first, put spoon in milk, tilt spoon toward Loop, Loop comes onto spoon. His problem is he is tilting the spoon away from the Loop, thus pushing it away.

Never cared for Fruit Loops, like my Corn Flakes, Frosted Flakes, Rice Crispies and Special K and some more just can’t think of them. Didn’t like the really sweet ones.

For those of you who eat bananas on your cereal, just found out bananas are, apparently, easier to open from the nether end. Monkeys just twist off that black nub at the "bottom of the banana. The things you learn on animal shows. . .

Is the last Fruit Loop in the bowl, or holding the spoon?

that fruit loop is instinctively trying to remain free.

he was born free and he has the right to LIVE free!

free fruit loops!

Attica! Attic!a Attica!

the last Cheerio is like that also

Who knew that Ralph Drabble was a secret twin of Howard Wolowitz?

thank you for the laugh….twas sorely needed.

That is why they invented string and fish hooks…

Love my Froot Loops! Bought another box today!