Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for May 08, 2020

you can come live with me then

And I’m loyal. I’d never cheat on you.

Her friend wasn’t kidding when she said there were some real dogs on that dating site!

And he’ll love her unconditionally.

and piñacoladas…?

It could still work.. A dog does not necessarily have to be “mans” best friend..

you didn’t post a picture and I thought “I look like a dog” was just being shy

But he left out the part about liking to roll in…well, you know.

How dare she spend the date looking at her phone! Dump her immediately.

On the internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.