Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 02, 2020

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    Rod Gonzalez  over 4 years ago

    R.J. may not be Rip’s biological son, but he IS definitely his heir!

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    flashdrive1988  over 4 years ago

    Take care of Sopapilla, then put him through a wood shredder, R.J.

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    tejanolasereyes  over 4 years ago

    the staying at home had me KA-Blue but seeing this KA-uppence delivered by RJ makes me feel KA-GREAT!

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    bytebot-gocomics  over 4 years ago

    Oh! My sides! I am laughing so hard!

    Uh, wait.

    No, I am not laughing so hard. In fact, I am not laughing at all. Instead, I am still horrified that more likely than not, Sophia is a corpse by now.

    Cartoon violence is only funny when it happens to cartoon characters. We all laugh when Daffy Duck gets his bill blown off by a shot gun, but we would be horrified by a scene of a real duck getting his bill blown off by a load of buckshot.

    Further, we cheer on Daffy’s injuries because he is being obnoxious and provoking the fight. We find his comeuppance to be humorous.

    The essence of cartoon violence is that we understand that it could never happen in real life and that it is only happening to make believe characters who asked for it.

    I simply cannot find any parallels to Sophia’s plight. DanT has done his best to show us that Sophia is a real life human, NOT a cartoon character. Accordingly, Sophia should suffer real life effects of a bullet wound through her lower abdomen.

    Let us just say the if Sophia were to present to any decent ER in her current conditions, she would be admitted on the spot, immediately sent to surgery, and be operated on by the first qualified surgeons they could grab to work on her.

    Her condition right now is grave. Her prognosis is not good.

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    Nate Spidgewood  over 4 years ago

    El Tornado was actually behind that monster attack on Rip?

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    Red33410  over 4 years ago

    Ka-snarky ex-post-facto realization.

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    Dkram  over 4 years ago

    There’s just something about a Haywire.

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    Chithing Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Scratch one Coltrane, and Bravo for RJ!

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    WilliamVollmer  over 4 years ago

    When Rip hears what RJ did to Coltrane, then Jenkins, he’ll take RJ out for the biggest pancake breakfast in town.

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    tad1  over 4 years ago

    KA-PANCAKES!

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    tad1  over 4 years ago

    Speaking of pancakes, Coltrane will be as flat as one when RJ’s through with him!

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    Another Take  over 4 years ago

    Why would anyone want to kill a nice girl like Sops? Or kill anyone for that matter…

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    Dragoncat  over 4 years ago

    Well done, RJ. Your father would be so proud… Now, take Sopapilla to the My Little Pony Festival where she can get treated for her wounds. Unless Jenkins is into horse-meat, that’s the safest place for her.

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    dwkiser28603  over 4 years ago

    to quote the Rock,R.J. you just laid the smackuth down!

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