FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 27, 2020

as if Roger wanted to play William Tell

He’s actually been accurate with that thing so far.

I saw a much better version of playing William Tell last night. I was watching the movie The Addams Family, and in one scene, Pugsly was tied up and had the apple in his mouth, and Wednesday had a real arrow.

Is that the Lone Ranger theme I hear playing?

I wouldn’t be surprised if Mr. Tell is just getting revenge for all those “Fire at Will” jokes… ☺

It wouldn’t surprise me if they “suggested” he should find another sport.

I used to have the same kind of bow and arrow set when I was about 9. My friend and I were playing and she was hiding in a tree. I saw her and shot at her. Well, I learned why you never point a missile weapon at a person. I was a better shot than either of us knew. She wound up with a bloody nose. Glad it had a suction cup end and not a pointed end. I didn’t shoot it at anyone ever again. Not even my little sister. LOL

Opera LARPing.

Roger is being a wimp..take off the suction cup!

Roger seems to be overreacting. It’s not a pointy arrow.