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And that’s the problem. You’ll never be a great liar until you can lie in front of a crowd. Carry on. We’re here to help and we promise to give constructive feedback.
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 5 years ago
Tough titty said the kitty when the milk went dry.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Who said they were listening?
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Sick of hauling your love around
Want to run my train alone
But the engine tracks straight through your heart
And weighs me like a stone
Randy B Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I resent the aspersion cast upon my fundament.
Howard'sMyHero almost 5 years ago
You talkin’ to me? You talkin TO ME …?
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Yes. Yes i am.
INGSOC almost 5 years ago
A neighbour neighbor asked me recently, ‘Are you even listening to me?’, which seems like a really awkward way to start a conversation..
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
Well! Aren’t we the Little Miss Stuck-up today!
Fear not, Bland Doltish Guy; we’ll save you from that lying wench!
3hourtour Premium Member almost 5 years ago
…I’m sorry, what?…
…I’m a better lair when lameasses are listening…
…alas, no one ever listens…
…another lameass off coloured remark…
…breaking the fourth wall a little bit are we?…
… not listening…
…reading…
…now, that’s a Doozie…
… everything thing Spock says is a lie…
…Spock, ‘Wait…
… how does this work, again?’…
Superfrog almost 5 years ago
And that’s the problem. You’ll never be a great liar until you can lie in front of a crowd. Carry on. We’re here to help and we promise to give constructive feedback.
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 5 years ago
Send in John Q Public.
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 5 years ago
She’s so busy trumping around like a tramp..
Working the bar for free drinks..
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 5 years ago
If you want to drop my hundredwear ….I am up for a date…
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 5 years ago
Hey Baby…
There’s a fire behind my barn door..
Will you let the horse out…
The Old Wolf almost 5 years ago
Is a “lameass” audience anything like a “Lamaze” audience?
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 5 years ago
Chick please waitress..
coltish1 almost 5 years ago
Touch of fingertips
Throws smoke screen, clouding mind. No
Passersby to see.
Ray_C almost 5 years ago
We here at FA are PROUD of our lameassedness. We are also lame-brained. So, “READ MY PALM”, if you’re feeling lucky today.
(This may be my lamest FA post of all time. I dare anybody to put up something lamer that that. )
Radish... almost 5 years ago
I heard they made a movie about constipation but it never came out.
Howard'sMyHero almost 5 years ago
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
I may be Lame, but I like to think I’m no lameass!