Mutt & Jeff by Bud Fisher for May 12, 2020

Those good ol’ button switches. I’ve lived in several homes with those.

According to Satchel Paige, Cool Papa Bell could do that.

This is what ‘The Clapper’ was built for, well after Jeff showed us the need.

Get a bedside lamp, Jeff.

There was a Nero league player who could do that but I forget his name and the story.

As a kid I was afraid of the dark; I would try to turn off the basement light (it was a pull cord miles from the stairs) and get up before it got dark…never made it.

T’was the time before LED lights.. now, with LED lights you can.

Satchel Paige said this; (About ‘Cool Papa’ Bell) “That man was so fast he could turn out the light and jump in bed before the room got dark.”

Next time, Mutt will put his lights out!

And he left the invention of The Clapper up to someone else who died a billionaire.

Only if your name is Jack Robinson.

Because you would have to travel faster than light to achieve this feat, and therefore time would slow down for you, you might find yourself landing in bed the next morning.