Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for May 13, 2020

Wallace went from being on the roof to being grounded.

Wallace: “That they’re only allowed if you’re up here to share in the fun. Sorry, Dad. Do you want the saw or the drill?”

Does that mean power tools elsewhere are okay?

There is a downside to Seagulls sleeping over your head.

They were a little too quiet..

Wallace: “You mean you don’t remember either ???”

Don’t forget the extension cord?

Wallace seems to forget that having a hole in the roof would be mighty cold in the winter! Not to mention during rainy days. I do love all the seagulls asleep in the tree!

He knows his son all too well

Plant an acorn and wait on cutting the hole until the tree is big enough. Mine is 25 years old and halfway there.

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and thinking “Where the $%&@ is my roof?“

I just glued oak tree limbs to my bedroom ceiling complete with leaves and acorns. I really went for the verisimilitude. But, gluing the squirrels in place was harder than I’d expected.

Be sure they are wearing eye protection when they start up the chain-saws.

Gulley, WonderBoy and UniBro’ just hangin on the roof…nice.

Wide Open:

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

“Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

Watson replied, “I see millions of stars.”

“What does that tell you?”

Watson pondered for a minute.

“Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.”

“Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.”

“Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.”

“Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.”

“Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.”

“What does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: “Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!”

Outstanding !

Wallace has to share a room with Sterling?

I like the little lightning bolt coming from the power tool.

your toon really reaches the kid in me – i want that tree in my house

will the roof cave in?

“That if I, Sterling Barnabas Mclean, can use them as long as Ms. Colins doesn’t mind?”