Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 07, 2020

Put him in a grocery store so he can cut open the plastic produce bags.

Hemorrhoids removed – $10.

i’d hire him…

Sellotape… where is that damned end?

He doesn’t as much find the end as create one.

Oy…..ummm no thanks….

I found out that it’s a LOT easier to open those stupid bags when you are wearing a pair of protective gloves. I’m wearing them to the store after the “all clear” is sounded.

A roll of clear packing tape comes to mind.

Blister packs that defy scissors

Peeling stickers off jars.

Scratch my back.

What superhero can get the first sheet of kleenex out of the new box without bringing ten more sheets with it? That’s who I need to see.

But don’t you dare let him handle your toothpaste.

Odd as it may seem, Wolverine had much in common with teen outsider Edward Scissorhands.

Like a roll of tape, I like to put a small fold over at the edge corner.

Now that’s knowing your marketable skills.

Worth it!