I’m gonna open a tavern and call it The William Bar. The drinks will be as watered down as justice and the only food will be baloney sandwiches. I’ll carpet the place so I can sweep the dirt under it.
Hah! You can easily update this one for today by listing all of Trump’s cronies and having that ratty thing Trump’s his head replace Butts and say, “But they were being sarcastic!”
All those millionaires will get their day in court. Just like regular criminals. The question is will they do time in club Fed(I hear the food is to die for) or just pay the fine, disappear and spend the rest of their lives in relative leisure. I don’t remember.
Can’t ANYONE come up with an original sin anymore? Remakes and updated treatments of all the classics. At least the whole “AG dropping charges and totally ignoring crimes before any indictments” is new. Or is it…
BE THIS GUY over 4 years ago
Too bad for these guys William Barr wasn’t the AG then.
kaffekup over 4 years ago
Hey, that’s trump’s line!
braindead Premium Member over 4 years ago
They were just being sarcastic.
Display over 4 years ago
I’m gonna open a tavern and call it The William Bar. The drinks will be as watered down as justice and the only food will be baloney sandwiches. I’ll carpet the place so I can sweep the dirt under it.
dadoctah over 4 years ago
Every time I see the name William Campbell in this old arc, I think to myself “Squire Trelane from Star Trek?”
californiamonty over 4 years ago
Hah! You can easily update this one for today by listing all of Trump’s cronies and having that ratty thing Trump’s his head replace Butts and say, “But they were being sarcastic!”
RobinHood over 4 years ago
When I said I’d be faithful
When I promised I’d be true
When I swore that I could never
Be with anyone but you
When I told you that I loved you
With those tender words I spoke
I was only kidding
Now, can’t you take a joke?
A Yankovic
Troglodyte over 4 years ago
Good to see Roland keep up his trademark “high” standard of journalism even back in the day…
irishwolfhound over 4 years ago
It was SARCASM
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago
All those millionaires will get their day in court. Just like regular criminals. The question is will they do time in club Fed(I hear the food is to die for) or just pay the fine, disappear and spend the rest of their lives in relative leisure. I don’t remember.
steverinoCT over 4 years ago
Are these the real names? There’s fame for you, being mentioned in a Doonesbury comic.
carlzr over 4 years ago
And to make matters worse, not one of them is a woman.
Herb L 1954 over 4 years ago
And the fix is in.Just like what’s going on with the taxes ;(
Snolep over 4 years ago
Wow, is this old strip timely or what!
StackableContainers over 4 years ago
Wow, the “just kidding” defense has it’s origins here in the 90’s?
Kali over 4 years ago
Ah, for the days when Roland was a REAL reporter and not just a tweeting TyrantBot….
SavannahJim Premium Member over 4 years ago
Can’t ANYONE come up with an original sin anymore? Remakes and updated treatments of all the classics. At least the whole “AG dropping charges and totally ignoring crimes before any indictments” is new. Or is it…
GreggW Premium Member over 4 years ago
If everyone who lied to Congress went to jail…