Word macro. Either change the text color to the background color, or format the text as strikethrough. Should take no more than 5-10 minutes, and you can claim you’re doing it from home to save the company electricity. Then, spend the rest of the time picking the lock on your boss’ office door, and spit on his chair a lot.
LOL, reminds me of an old school prank. We learned to print out banners that had big letters made out of the small (regular) printer font (this was in the days of typewriter type printers – before dot matrix)… in big letters we printed “PHYSICS IS PHUN” but the big letters were made of the words “i hate physics” over and over again (the small letters ran sideways)… a buddy showed it to the physics teacher, who liked it so much that he tacked it up above the chalkboard… about two weeks later, he was bored and looking around while we were taking a test, and he finally noticed the small letters… ripped that banner right down and afterward would not talk about it…
Ida No over 4 years ago
Word macro. Either change the text color to the background color, or format the text as strikethrough. Should take no more than 5-10 minutes, and you can claim you’re doing it from home to save the company electricity. Then, spend the rest of the time picking the lock on your boss’ office door, and spit on his chair a lot.
rmercer Premium Member over 4 years ago
But he was using the stationery provided by ……
ferddo over 4 years ago
Surprised that H.R. even noticed that – they’re usually too superficial to pay attention to details…
ferddo over 4 years ago
LOL, reminds me of an old school prank. We learned to print out banners that had big letters made out of the small (regular) printer font (this was in the days of typewriter type printers – before dot matrix)… in big letters we printed “PHYSICS IS PHUN” but the big letters were made of the words “i hate physics” over and over again (the small letters ran sideways)… a buddy showed it to the physics teacher, who liked it so much that he tacked it up above the chalkboard… about two weeks later, he was bored and looking around while we were taking a test, and he finally noticed the small letters… ripped that banner right down and afterward would not talk about it…