Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 23, 2020

You will never know … because they sneak up

on little cat feet ….

Flashers were known as streakers.. wearing only their sneakers in mad type dashers …

Lighthouses were also heavy houses?

Does dark weigh more than lightweight?

Sounds like a bar on a lake shore.

Who was the pharologist who discovered that many hands make light work?

shed some darkness onto an unknown subject

No, all the pharologists I know are pretty obscure.

Go ask your mummy.

…yes, but are they allowed to listen to heavy metal at the lighthouse?…

… has pastor Teresa been talking to William Dafoe?…

…Lighthouse beer…

…not Natty Daddy…

… but darn close…

…the horizontal stripes makes him look fat…

…I do prefer the vertical ones, myself…

…fun art today…

…loose lips sink ships, but lighthouses save lives…

…it’s on…

…it’s off…

…it’s on…

…it’s off…

…I wish our essential workers to have invisible armor protecting them..

…yes, I’m an existentialist…

Hugh O’Brien played a pharo dealer in The Shootist.

(John Wayne shot him).

Pharaoh of a house.

I know they’re blue and I know they’re suede. ~ Aisle Vice, Mr. Sippi

PHAR OUT!!! These guys are all members of the same club. Their motto is: “Nevah let thet phar go out.” (The club started somewhere in Phargo, North Dakota.) This is all I know about them. OK, it’s a lot more than I know about them. Meanwhile, the person on the left doesn’t need a pharologist, he/she needs a grammarian. I’m sure most of us know what that is, but, sadly, have never encountered one.

To be a pharologist is to be brilliant; a towering intellect, yet able to weather the storm.

OK, I’m off to a rocky start already.

I could probably come up with one or two, especially of the Alexandrian variety. Maybe some Froglandian philological scholar could throw some light on the matter (ahem)….

Saw that movie with Willem Dafoe and Robert Pattinson; creepy