“I cannot be made to shoot myself!” (H. P. Lovecraft, “The Shadow Over Innsmouth”)
“We have learned to imitoot you exarckly!”
Ancient astronaut theorists suggest that sea monkeys are underwater alien creatures from outer space.
They will evolve into the next human race after Homo sapiens annihilate themselves.
Are sea monkeys like flying monkeys, in that they will they obey your commands to find and destroy your enemies? Then swim, my pretties, swim!!!
Origin story of Aquaman…
Sea monkeys are extinct, done in and ecologically replaced by brine shrimp. So it goes.
I remember someone who bought these. After putting them in water, it just looked like cloudy dirty water. No monkeys!
Yay, 70’s toy disappointments! Put it right up there with the ant farm whose ants were doomed without a queen.
August 09, 2014
Strob Premium Member over 4 years ago
“I cannot be made to shoot myself!” (H. P. Lovecraft, “The Shadow Over Innsmouth”)
ArtieEl over 4 years ago
“We have learned to imitoot you exarckly!”
Gent over 4 years ago
Ancient astronaut theorists suggest that sea monkeys are underwater alien creatures from outer space.
The Brooklyn Accent over 4 years ago
They will evolve into the next human race after Homo sapiens annihilate themselves.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Are sea monkeys like flying monkeys, in that they will they obey your commands to find and destroy your enemies? Then swim, my pretties, swim!!!
BradSondahl1 over 4 years ago
Origin story of Aquaman…
Kip W over 4 years ago
Sea monkeys are extinct, done in and ecologically replaced by brine shrimp. So it goes.
jpozenel over 4 years ago
I remember someone who bought these. After putting them in water, it just looked like cloudy dirty water. No monkeys!
Dr. Quatermass over 4 years ago
Yay, 70’s toy disappointments! Put it right up there with the ant farm whose ants were doomed without a queen.