Not much of a crack. Anyway, if he did, he’s have to beat it.
Eggs tend to live a shell-tered life.
But there’s no passion in this marriage. Do you know how long it’s been since they got laid?
If Mr and Mrs Dumpty ever had kids, it would really mess up people’s minds… Which came first?
I’m sure she’ll arrange for some kind of fall somewhere for him.
He did it for a yolk.
You people have no shame!
Of course he won’t separate the eggs–he’s a judge, not a chef!
Maybe they have good reason to separate. He might be beating her, after all.
Be glad the judge isn’t a poacher.
Eggzactly how does he propose they get along?
“Your honor, I can’t live with him! He’s a racist bigot!” “How so?” “A couple of Easter eggs moved in next door and he refuses to have anything to do with them because they’re colored!”
Maybe she caught him with Mrs Potato Head!
Dana Summers
April 03, 2015
Edcole1961 almost 14 years ago
Not much of a crack. Anyway, if he did, he’s have to beat it.
farflungfloyd almost 14 years ago
Eggs tend to live a shell-tered life.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago
But there’s no passion in this marriage. Do you know how long it’s been since they got laid?
WebSpider almost 14 years ago
If Mr and Mrs Dumpty ever had kids, it would really mess up people’s minds… Which came first?
Colt9033 almost 14 years ago
I’m sure she’ll arrange for some kind of fall somewhere for him.
wicky almost 14 years ago
He did it for a yolk.
Sandfan almost 14 years ago
You people have no shame!
alan.gurka almost 14 years ago
Of course he won’t separate the eggs–he’s a judge, not a chef!
gosfreikempe almost 14 years ago
Maybe they have good reason to separate. He might be beating her, after all.
Digital Frog almost 14 years ago
Be glad the judge isn’t a poacher.
Larry Miller Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Eggzactly how does he propose they get along?
Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago
“Your honor, I can’t live with him! He’s a racist bigot!” “How so?” “A couple of Easter eggs moved in next door and he refuses to have anything to do with them because they’re colored!”
COWBOY7 almost 14 years ago
Maybe she caught him with Mrs Potato Head!