Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for March 15, 2011

Not much of a crack. Anyway, if he did, he’s have to beat it.

Eggs tend to live a shell-tered life.

But there’s no passion in this marriage. Do you know how long it’s been since they got laid?

If Mr and Mrs Dumpty ever had kids, it would really mess up people’s minds… Which came first?

I’m sure she’ll arrange for some kind of fall somewhere for him.

He did it for a yolk.

You people have no shame!

Of course he won’t separate the eggs–he’s a judge, not a chef!

Maybe they have good reason to separate. He might be beating her, after all.

Be glad the judge isn’t a poacher.

Eggzactly how does he propose they get along?

“Your honor, I can’t live with him! He’s a racist bigot!” “How so?” “A couple of Easter eggs moved in next door and he refuses to have anything to do with them because they’re colored!”

Maybe she caught him with Mrs Potato Head!