Close to Home by John McPherson for May 04, 2020

It’s nice in these trying times to get on zoom and have a intelligent conversation with your buds.

The dangers of the “safer at home” order, time to loosen the restrictions. You’ll still be able to hear each other standing 6 feet apart in person.

Hey, that’s almost as cool as the “Whaaats uuuuuuuup!” guys. Now I have to look for my Bean Master Chili buddies. All the fun and none of the scents. Ha.

They’re still contributing to excess CO2 in the environment.

Come on! Impkins Patsnozzle have got to be there some where.

Remembe the song, “I drink alone”? With my pals Bud andJack!

Sometimes you want to go

Where everybody knows your name

“Whoa-ho, Dan-the-man, that was a good one! That sounded like it came from waaaay down deep! Yeah it did, I think I felt my pancreas move!”

“Joey, put those pants back on or we’ll disconnect you!”

Bleeb’s smart! I’d be outside with him.

Dan looks like he might be a bit behind.

Where’s the play by play announcer from Brewster.

Let’s pan over to the panel of judges to get their scores.

Wonder if they still drink corona