Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for May 13, 2020

Nothing if you never put anything in it.

“It’s now a 1K. Happy now?”

It’s too little to come out on its own.

You have 4 hundred and 1 strikeouts! Doesn’t that mean you pitched a perfect game? Or 14 games.

This is why you should rely on Social Security more than you 401K, Ziggy. It’ll always be there for you, unlike your 401K.

My 401K has done quite well.

No, no you don’t

This ought to be good for a laugh.

I’m getting tired of all this winning.