Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for March 14, 2011
Transcript:
Adam; Well, honey. I've exhausted all my possible sources for Oprah tickets. Laura; No worries. My expectations were low. Adam; Ouch! I did get the next best thing. Laura: ? Adam; Opera tix. Laura; How is Opera anything like Oprah? Adam; If you say them fast they sound alike. Laura; Sorta like "Adam" and "a dumb"?
COWBOY7 over 13 years ago
Not very nice, Laura.
paha_siga over 13 years ago
Really. You husband gets you, voluntarily, opera tickets, and you…
twj0729 over 13 years ago
Ooooo, that hadda hurt!
vzs1022 over 13 years ago
I want to laugh, but at the same time he is trying really hard.
NE1956 over 13 years ago
Yes he is trying very hard. Obviously Laura is not an opera fan.
Allan CB Premium Member over 13 years ago
Any man who WILLINGLY spends 4 hours listening to someone sing shrilly … should be given the Medal of Valor!
Laura, you should be ashamed of yourself.
dante.deangelo over 13 years ago
sassy!
cleokaya over 13 years ago
Maybe Metallica tickets would have provoked a more appreciative response. If my wife bought Opera tickets or Metallica tickets, I would be less than excited, but Tom Petty or Jonny Lang would be cool.
tsandl over 13 years ago
I would rather sit through all 15 hours of “Der Ring des Nibelungen” (even the Chereau/Boulez staging) without an intermission than sit through an episode of Oprah (even if she promised me a new car).
I don’t particularly like Wagner.
alan.gurka over 13 years ago
I think I could tolerate Wagner, thinking of the Bugs Bunny version. I’d be laughing at the most inappropriate times.