Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 24, 2011

  1. Stewiebrian
    pouncingtiger  almost 14 years ago

    You know when you’re really old when … . .

     •  Reply
  2. Andy
    Sandfan  almost 14 years ago

    ^ You have to scroll down more than two times on the drop down menu to get to your year of birth.

     •  Reply
  3. Grog poop
    GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    You’re kidding, right?

     •  Reply
  4. Ngc891 rs 580x527
    alan.gurka  almost 14 years ago

    He’s so old that he drank out of those bottles when the caps were on and the grasshoppers were still hopping.

     •  Reply
  5. Last 9 11 rescue dog birthday party new york bretagne pronounced brittany owner and rescue partner denise corliss texas
    Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Is that Roz’s sugar daddy?

     •  Reply
  6. Birthcontrol
    Dtroutma  almost 14 years ago

    If only we’d saved those hormones for future use!

     •  Reply
  7. Gedc0161
    gofinsc  almost 14 years ago

    He got one of the very first bottle caps invented, when he was 12.

     •  Reply
  8. Missing large
    kc7vpj  almost 14 years ago

    Come on don’t any of you rember amber screens?

     •  Reply
  9. Large steve45
    JP Steve Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    I do, they were an abomination! I took mine back the next day and got an old-fashioned green screen!

     •  Reply
  10. Img 3744
    cknoblo Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    I remember amber screens, but fortunately never owned one. I was taught about tubes in the Air Force, but also about transistors. Integrated circuits were just getting started. Modems were huge things with several boards. I’m glad I outlived all that.

     •  Reply
  11. Last 9 11 rescue dog birthday party new york bretagne pronounced brittany owner and rescue partner denise corliss texas
    Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    I remember rotary phones, wall phones, princess phones, party lines, and coin phones when they were a quarter not a nickel.

     •  Reply
  12. Missing large
    TPPM  almost 14 years ago

    “a phone call, coke, newspaper, cigar, five pieces of penny candy, candy bar, cup of coffee.” All for one nickle? You must be the oldest person here. My parents got those for a nickle each.

    I have no idea what “graphos” or “pentodes” are, but from context I assume they’re vacuum tubes.

    I remember pay phones being a dime, a nickle was before my time, but at this point you’re getting old if you remember pay phones at all.

     •  Reply
  13. Missing large
    woowie  almost 14 years ago

    Ole Blue Eyes is Frank Sinatra. You know you’re old when you say to your co-workers-“When I was in high school I only learned how to type-on manual typewriters!”.

     •  Reply
  14. App full proxy
    tcambeul  almost 14 years ago

    Bobzilla, sure do remember those. I remember an electronics class: An Introduction to Transistors & How They Work

     •  Reply
  15. Missing large
    BigChiefDesoto  almost 14 years ago

    A pentode is a triode with two more grids — suppressor and screen grids.

    Speaking of electronics – you still call condensers, condensers like I do!

    You still carry a slide rule around in your pocket.

    You still call Armistice Day, Armistice Day. And you know what it was celebrating!! (It was NOT honoring veterans, it was CELEBRATING that the goddamn war was FINALLY over with!!!)

     •  Reply
  16. Missing large
    snarky1941  over 13 years ago

    Hey; all of that stuff is obsolete and we are going strong? at least to the bathroom. Maybe they should call it the March to Obsolesce?

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Shoe